Wed, 31 October 2018
What horrors abound in this blind gross-out tasting challenge, wherein we try to inflict suffering on each other through liquid terrors? After the inaugural Beer Purge we did last year, Craig’s hungry for sweet and sickening revenge. We pour six of the worst beers we could find while challenging one another to guess what’s in the glass while trying to lessen the volume of our pours from the Cuveé of Doom finalé. Listen in as Craig cackles while committing an unspeakable evil, and Ryan warns that Stephen Malkmus could be coming for your identity and bank account. Don’t listen to this one alone.
Beers Poured With Extreme Malice
Stone Brewing Co. - Smoked Porter w/ Chipotle Peppers (2011)
Stone Brewing Co. - Ruination DIPA 10th Anniversary (2012)
Dogfish Head Craft Brewery - Chateau Jiahu (2013)
Baltika Breweries - Baltika #9 Extra
The Steel Brewing Co. - Steel Reserve 211 Alloy Series Blue Razz
Country Boy Brewing - Nacho Bait Habanero Blonde Ale
Wed, 24 October 2018
Our 50 States Quest continues as we take on our fireworks-selling neighbors to the East: Indiana! Recorded over the summer after Craig returned from a jaunt around the Indianapolis area, this episode features five diverse Hoosier beers that show Indiana beer is much more than that one metal brewery on the border. And because this was recorded in August, we get Craig’s recap of the Wizard World Comic Con including the cultural penetration of Golden Girls, Funko Pop everything, and what surprising offerings they were pouring at the Goose Island station. But then we talk about terrible Bobby Knight, kicking some barrels, Dick Tracy villains, and Quad IPAs. Count us IN.
Oaken Barrel Brewing - Razz-Wheat (Raspberry Wheat Beer)
Taxman Brewing Company - La Maison (Saison w/ clover honey)
Windmill Brewing - Memeosa (Milkshake IPA w/ lactose, vanilla beans, and orange juice)
Deviate Brewing - Continued Clarity (Imperial stout with vanilla, chocolate & hazelnut)
The Bier Brewery - Bourbon Barrel Sanitarium (Belgian Quad aged in bourbon barrels)
Wed, 17 October 2018
The proliferation of pumpkin-flavored everything has slowed significantly compared to five years ago, and that seems to be the case in beer as well. Even in a year’s time, pumpkin beer entries at GABF dropped from 66 in 2017 to 38 in 2018. Are pumpkin beers on their way to the porch to be picked apart by squirrels or obliterated by little rapscallion neighbors? Or is the trend deserving of a Great Pumpkin-like return? We try five unique pumpkin-featuring styles on this show (and one terrifying pre-made mixed cocktail) to determine if we should even care at all. We also learn more about Fall Craig, pick our ideal piano man at Mariano’s, explain why Bengston’s is terrible, and share some tasty, tasty rage. Good gourd, it’s an interesting journey.
Pumpkin Beverages Consumed
BuzzBallz - Pumpkin Pie Eater (Mixed vodka drink w/ “fresh dairy cream and natural flavors”)
Lakefront Brewery - Pumpkin Lager
Hoppin’ Frog Brewery - Frog’s Hollow Double Pumpkin Ale
Seattle Cider Company - Pumpkin Spice cider
Epic Brewing Co. - Barrel-Aged Imperial Pumpkin Porter
Saugatuck Brewing - Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Pumpkin Chai
Wed, 10 October 2018
When we first met Neil Fisher from WeldWerks back in 2016, we couldn’t help but root for him: an affable guy making outstanding beers that were poised to reach a larger audience. Fast forward to the present, and WeldWerks is making some of the most exciting beer in all of Colorado, and the growing demand for the beers reinforces it. For this show, we have five WeldWerks beers to review along with five segments of an interview we did with Neil this year on the GABF floor. You’ll learn about WeldWerks’ 100 Beers project, plans for increasing capacity, benefits of not having an annual specialty stout release, and the most difficult beer they’ve ever made. But then there’s some other stuff about Craig’s new fur baby, 10-inch nose aromas, next year’s new GABF styles, and some 90s grittiness. Woop woop!
Keller Pils 2.0
Quadruple Dry-Hopped Juicy Bits
Double Peach Milkshake IPA
Wed, 3 October 2018
Taking three New England-made hoppy beers and pitting them against three Chicago ones in a blind taste test would seem like a novel idea, if we hadn’t already done it like 11 months ago. But here it’s a fresh crop of hops from some big names in IPA, and our blind assumptions prove to be challenging yet again. Ryan is trapped in meme purgatory, Craig unveils his worst version (down with Fall Craig!), we say Mosher’s name 3 times to see what happens, and the throat hops return. Come feel safe in the grip of haze, and we’ll be sure to pepper in the chucklef*cks. Alan!
Beers Reviewed Blindly (in order of appearance)
Hubbard’s Cave - Fresh IIPA: One Hop Simcoe
Trillium Brewing Company - Storrowed
Tree House Brewing Company - Haze
Pipeworks Brewing Company - Infinite Galaxy
Goodfire Brewing Co. - CMYK
Alarmist Brewing - Oatshaker